Top 15 Sexiest Survivor Ladies

The 25th season of Survivor on CBS is underway so I figured it was time to update my list. The popular television reality series maroons a group of strangers in a desolate location to compete in a game to Outwit, Outplay and Outlast each other until the lone Survivor remains to collect 1 million dollars.

Each season is different in some ways as the producers try to reinvent the game to keep it fresh but even then, if the castaways aren't entertaining or they don't keep our interest, it's easy to turn the channel and watch something else.

The one formula to the show that never disappoints is the sex factor. Lets face it, I'm not the only red-blooded heterosexual male who will tune in to watch beautiful young women in bikinis frolicking in the sand and surf.



I'll suffer through having to listen to annoying castaways like "Shambo", Sue Hawk, Ace and that idiot Jonny Fairplay if it means I can also enjoy watching the smart and sexy women I have listed below. By updating this list from my original posting I am still clearly targeting my male readers more so then my valued female readers but I'm a guy so it's only natural. And of course I could be missing obvious selections that you feel are worthy of top 15 status but this is my list so don't get too upset if I missed one of your favourites.



To be honest, this list really hasn't changed much at all with only one addition to the previous posting and one lady removed. But there was one young lady this season who I feel is worthy of being added. So without any further ado, lets get to the list.



There are a few who were very close to making my new list including Elisabeth Filarski (Hasselbeck), Candice Woodcock, Alexis Jones, Kelly Shinn, Danni Boatwright, Ami Cusack, Monica Padilla, Stephanie LaGrossa and Eliza Orlins. They are all beautiful women from the show but I figured I'd better keep the list to the top 15. Here we go:

Top 15 Sexiest Survivor Ladies

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Number 15 - Kelly Sharbaugh

Survivor Samoa

Number 14 - Chelsea Meissner

Survivor One World

Number 13 - Amanda Kimmel

Survivor China, Micronesia & Heroes vs. Villains

Number 12 - Sydney Wheeler

Survivor Tocantins

Number 11 - Heidi Strobel

Survivor Amazon

Number 10 - Sarah Jones

Survivor Marquesas

Number 9 - Angie Layton

Survivor Philippines

Number 8 - Ashley Underwood

Survivor Redemption Island

Number 7 - Kelly Czarnecki

Survivor Gabon

Number 6 - Jenna Morasca

Survivor Amazon & All-Stars

Number 5 - Mikayla Wingle

Survivor South Pacific

Mikayla has also posed in Playboy. NSFW

Number 4 - Jennifer Lyon

Survivor Palau

Sadly Jennifer lost her battle with breast cancer on January 20, 2010 at the age of 37.

Number 3 - Parvati Shallow

Survivor Cook Islands, Micronesia & Heroes vs. Villains

Number 2 - Amber Brkich

Survivor Australian Outback & All-Stars

Number 1 - Natalie White

Survivor Samoa

Do you agree or disagree with my choices? Leave me a comment and let me know.

Shorter Is Better

Finally women have come to their senses and know what's best.

It took a while but the new trend that seems to be catching on is... "Shorter is better than Longer."

I knew it all along!

Tattoos and Piercings On Women - Not A Fan

Women are beautiful!

Any man attracted to women will agree that the female form is a masterpiece and something to admire and appreciate. No matter the ethnicity or colour of a woman, if she's a beauty in the eye of this beholder, I think nothing is more attractive.

But something has happened in the last 20 years or so that I am not a fan of and that is tattoos and oddly placed piercings on women. I just don't understand why any woman would scar their bodies by injecting ink into their skin or by sticking things through their nose, lips or other body parts. It isn't attractive in the least and I'm sure their wedding photos will be something to behold.

Now I'm not saying that a woman who decides to use her body as a canvas or jewelry showcase is a bad person. On the contrary, I just don't understand why a woman would decorate her body like a Christmas tree. I understand that it's a lifestyle choice or a way to make a statement. I'm just not sure what statement you're trying to make when you have steel rods through your nose and lips or rings above your eyebrows. Do they have to remove those before going through the metal detectors at the airport?

Am I old-fashioned? Perhaps but strictly speaking as a single guy with my own personal views and beliefs, I think it's completely revolting. It's a good thing I don't have kids because I'd never allow them to have tattoos or piercings...aside from maybe the ears and belly button when they're older.

Is it a youth and rebellion thing? I will admit that as a young adult I had an earring in one ear. It was a peer pressure thing that I got sucked into and I had it for several years before finally getting rid of it. I thought it was cool but as I got older and more mature I realized it was anything but cool.

When I see photos or even witness first hand how far some of these women are willing to go I have to wonder if there's more to this than just a love of the art. It's one thing to have a small tattoo hidden someplace or a tramp stamp on your lower back but to cover your arms, back, chest, legs or other areas leads me to believe there are other issues at work.

What ever happened to wearing a T-Shirt if you wanted to make a statement? At least you could take it off at the end of the day. All of the women featured in the photos here are beautiful but the tattoos and piercings just don't do it for me.

It's a rare treat today to see a younger, attractive woman with zero tattoos or oddly located piercings. I congratulate them for not following this trend and resisting what I'm sure are numerous temptations and pressures to hop on the body art bandwagon.

In the end, my opinion is only that and a woman is the master of her own body and if she chooses to use it like a wall for a graffiti artist then so be it. It is her skin. I just think it will be funny when these young women start to age and all of that skin art begins to stretch and sag and her butterfly eventually starts to resemble an ugly wrinkled bat.

I'm A Man -- Part Two

Almost three years to the day I added a blog posting called "My Name's Bundy, And I'm A Man" in which I listed my choices for the Top 10 Most Beautiful Actresses.

I figured enough time has passed that I could let my aging hormones run wild one more time by updating my list.

This is not about objectifying women but rather an appreciation of them from the male perspective. OK...I'm a typical guy and I know a good looking hottie when I see one.

As I wrote the first time around, there are beautiful women all over the world and in many professions from doctors to scientists to Burger King cashier's. There are just too many categories that could have been covered.

You may be asking yourself why I would do this? The answer is simple...it's my blog and I can do whatever I want and the guys who visit my blog will thank me for it. Sorry ladies but I just wouldn't feel right doing a list for you. So without further ado, here we go with the list.

Bundy's Top Ten Beautiful Actresses
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Number 10 - Emily Blunt
Films include: The Devil Wears Prada & The Wolfman

Number 9 - Alice Eve
Films include: She's Out of My League & Crossing Over


Number 8 - Zooey Deschanel
Films include: Elf & Yes Man

Number 7 - Kristen Bell
Films include: Forgetting Sarah Marshall & Couples Retreat

Number 6 - Lacey Chabert
Films include: Mean Girls & Lost In Space

Number 5 - Eva Green
Films include: The Dreamers & Casino Royale

Number 4 - Malin Akerman
Films include: Heartbreak Kid & The Watchmen

Number 3 - Scarlet Johansson
Films include: The Island & Iron Man 2

Number 2 - Blake Lively
Films include: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants & Green Lantern

Number 1 - Emmanuelle Chriqui
Films include: 13 & Entourage (TV)

Ya Know What Grinds My Gears?

I don’t think I'd be wrong in saying that pretty much everyone has some Pet Peeves that annoys the “h-e-double-hockey-sticks” out of them. It could be the slightest most obscure thing but every time you see, hear or experience it, it’s as exasperating as someone dragging their fingernails down a chalkboard.

This is one of those subjects that can be continued and updated from time to time as day to day we’re reminded of new annoyances that we might have forgotten about. In the future I may talk about others that didn’t make this list. Here are a few off the top of my head to get us started.

Using You’s
Oh baby this is a big time pet peeve of mine. Nothing drives me more insane than when I’m sitting in a restaurant with family or friends and the waitress comes along and asks, “How are you’s today” or “Can I get you’s some drinks to start” or the always popular “Are you’s ready to order?” Aaarggghh! I am so tempted to reply with “we’s fine” or “yes we’s is”, but I just can’t do it. I'd rather hear them say "How ya'll doing?" It isn't much better but it's less annoying to me. Please, if you’s is guilty of using you’s would you’s please stop immediately. Thank you’s.

Lead Foot Ladies
You know who you are. These are the women drivers who put the gas pedal through the floorboards of their vehicle and nearly or sometimes do cause accidents through their aggressive driving techniques. Rarely a day goes by when I’m not tailgated and passed by a woman driver exceeding the speed limit.

This isn’t just limited to young female drivers. Just the other day I had two women over 30 (one in her 60’s at least) ride my ass and then pass without signals only to speed away. I was doing 90 km/h in an 80 km/h zone and I felt like I was standing still. I realize that not all women drivers are like this and men can be just as guilty but more and more I’ll see someone driving this way and before I get a good look at them I’ll say, “I bet it’s a woman” and 9 times out of 10…it usually is.

Debit Addicts
In this ever changing world, more and more people are moving away from carrying a lot of cash on them and instead choosing to use their debit cards. I’m one of those people. However, I won’t use it for one small inexpensive item. How many times have you been stuck behind someone in line at a store trying to use their debit card to buy something that costs 99 cents?

If they were quick about it I could forgive them but when they seem to take forever or their card isn’t working properly anymore and they’re forced to swipe the card 4 or 5 times…that gets me a little annoyed. For the love of God…carry at least 10 bucks on you at all times for these small purchases and save us all some time.

Dog Droppings
I love dogs but what I can’t stand are lazy dog owners who can’t pick up after their pets. There’s nothing more revolting than walking along the sidewalk and seeing the remnants of Fido’s last stroll.

What’s making it worse are lazy owners who let their dogs run free in public parks, soccer fields and cemeteries to get some exercise only to leave a pile of Rover’s finest stewed butt droppings as a present. Unsuspecting visitors who will be scraping it off their shoes and cleats in the near future. If you don’t like picking up after your dog…then DON’T OWN ONE! Carry a plastic bag in your pocket and keep him on a leash unless you’re in a designated dog park. Oh, and pray you don’t see me if you can’t follow these simple rules. I’ve had enough of it.

Gum Gum Dumb Dumb
At least three times this past year I stepped in some disrespectful persons disgusting, discarded chewing gum. First off, I think chewing gum is unattractive to begin with. To see someone gnawing away on a piece and looking like a cow chewing its cud looks atrocious no matter who’s doing it.

Now I realize people are naturally lazy and it’s so much easier to fire a used piece of gum out the window of a car or drop it on the ground then it is to locate a suitable garbage container or piece of paper to roll it up in. Hey, I’m as lazy as the next person at times but even these people must hate having to scrape someone else’s bubble gum off the underside of their $150 Nike’s. So why do they do it? It baffles me. These people need to have gum matted in their hair as punishment.

Restaurant Booths
As a hefty man I have to pick and choose the restaurants I visit not only by the quality of food they provide but also by the seating arrangements offered. There are a few places that only offer seating in the form of booths which is fine, provided they’re big enough to accommodate me. That is not the case in a lot of places.

When I make a reservation, I always explain that I need a table with chairs so I know I’ll have room. It’s a bit embarrassing but this is the way it has to be. I take it as a slap to the face and it is a little upsetting when the solution suggested by a restaurant employee is to place a chair at the end of a booth, thus placing me in the aisle or walkway. As if I wasn’t already feeling uncomfortable.

So if that is the only solution, I will usually leave. If I have to wait for a table and chairs to come open, I will. Fortunately most people who have dined out with me in the past know how I feel about this and are accepting. One thing I know for sure is that I’m not the only person who has to live through these awkward moments. And don’t get me started on the small seats in stadiums, hockey arenas and theatres.

Of course there are plenty of other things that grind my gears and when I think of more I’ll be sure to bring them to you. Also, if you have any, feel free to leave a comment. I’d love to hear them.

Georges Laraque Offends Feminists

From the "Are you freakin' kidding me file"....

Montreal Canadiens forward Georges Laraque has apologized for appearing in an internet commercial that a women's rights group says sends the wrong message about women.

Before I comment, why not have a look at the one minute advertisement for Octane 7.0.

Now...the only things that upset me about seeing this commercial are as follows:

1. Georges appears to have better puck-handling skills on dry land than he does on the ice during a real NHL hockey game.

2. Laraque didn't drop the gloves and jersey one of his opponents.

3. No rubdowns on the trainers bench following the game.

But seriously, what is the big deal?

Sure the video shows a team of scantily clad young women preparing for and playing some street hockey. Laraque shows up in time with the beverage he's promoting and sets the cans up as goal posts for an impromptu game with the ladies.

I think this just shows how nice Georges really is. How many other NHL players would take time out of their summer to play a road hockey game with some people in the neighbourhood?

A spokeswoman for CLES, an organization that fights sexual exploitation said "The women don't even talk. All they're showing is a certain part of their body. The camera, the eye, is focusing on certain parts of the body." Well duh! What's the camera supposed to focus on...their brains or their feet?

When will these groups realize that sex sells and this is never going away. I'm all for protecting women and keeping them safe but the ladies in this commercial seem pretty happy so they obviously didn't mind.

Good looking, bare-chested men are exploited in commercials all the time, yet I never hear anybody cry foul over those ads. And don't kid yourself...women love those commercials just as much as men love these and other commercials where bikini wearing young hotties are showing off their "assets".

Of course Georges doesn't want to offend anyone so he's apologized for taking part in the ad saying "I'm deeply sorry that I upset people. But everybody that knows me as a person knows the type of person that I am. Everywhere that I've ever played I've supported many charities, and I do every year."

No apology necessary as far as I'm concerned. This is just one group taking something so small that most people would never have even heard about it and using it to further their agenda.

As far as I'm concerned, the only thing wrong with this advertisement is the fact that Laraque is selling an alcoholic beverage which is not allowed according to the NHL guidelines. No, they can't promote it but the league has no problem with players drinking all kinds of beer and champagne live on TV after winning the Stanley Cup.

Women Drivers...Lord Help Us!

If the title of this posting hasn't peeved off all of the women reading already then what I have to say next might just do the trick.

I hate women drivers!

OK guys, it's just us left now.

I love women for everything else (that I can think of) but the fact remains, in my experience, they are the worst drivers on the road. The only thing worse than a woman driver is senior citizen women drivers. Sorry mom.

I was reading elsewhere that statistically, women are lower insurance risks than men. I think this stat was calculated in 1957 because there are probably five times as many women on the roads now than there were when they came up with that load of B.S.

Boy, I'm really digging a hole here. I haven't had time for a good posting or rant in a while and now I'm going to have all of the lovely ladies looking to force me off the road...if they haven't already.

Of course I'm not just saying this to get a rise out of people. I'm only telling you what I've experienced while out on the roads.

Before I go any further I'll admit I have a bit of a lead foot at times but I usually only speed by 5 or 10 kilometres at most and never in a residential area...only on main highways. Aside from that I consider myself to be among the cream of the vehicular crop.

So the real question you're probably asking is, "what has made me feel this way?"

Where do I begin?

I could name dozens of examples but I'll try and keep this short.

Let me start with the basics...

Mirrors...Believe it or not ladies, the mirrors on your car are not there for decoration or for checking your make-up...especially when you're traveling at 90 km/h. The mirrors are there to assist you when backing up or changing lanes. It was quite obvious that the woman who backed out of her parking spot into the side of my car last summer failed to use the mirrors or she would have easily seen me. Luckily her insurance company took care of removing the dents in my fender. I was fuming on the inside but being the gentle soul I am I kept my composure and was polite. No doubt her ears were ringing after she left though.

Speeding...It is a well known fact and no woman can argue this point, the ladies love to put the pedal to the metal. I have family members who drive that way and they'll even agree with me that women have a need for speed. I would say easily 8 times out of 10 when I'm driving on the 401 it's a woman who will pass me. I'm 10 km/h over and they go by me like I'm standing still. The only way they'll get caught is if a female cop is on the road driving even faster.

Cell Phones...This is not an accessory to be worn against your ear non-stop. Believe it or not you have to pay attention to your driving for a little bit of the trip. I used to think the yet to arrive cell phone ban in Ontario would be a bad thing but after witnessing how some of these women drive while chatting or texting I don't think it can happen soon enough.

Tailgating...Just yesterday I was driving along nicely with no cars around me...or so I thought. This woman comes flying up behind me and I'm sure if I'd popped the trunk she would have driven right in. She couldn't have been more than three feet away from my bumper and we were doing at least 85 km/h. It's safe to say this "woman" never would have had a chance if I had to jam on the brakes for some reason. Once she was able to get by me she proceeded to slalom in and out of traffic without signaling once. But I'm sure it was worth it to nearly cause six accidents just so she could get to her destination 2 minutes sooner.

There are so many other things...like driving in the passing lane, not pulling into the turning lane before slowing down to make their turn, moving the car to the left (almost into the oncoming lane) before turning right like they're driving a tractor trailer and burning my retinas because they have to have the high beam headlights on all the time.

I could go on but honestly, what's the point since these women are going to continue being bad drivers because in their fantasy world they're all Danica Patrick.

Now for those of you thinking that men will do all or most of these things as well I will agree. It just doesn't happen as often or to the point that I fear for my life.

Safe driving everyone!

My Name's Bundy, And I'm A Man

I'm probably the last person you'd expect to be shallow and who would objectify women. OK...maybe not, but I can and do respect women for their brains and personality and the person they are inside. We can talk about those wonderful traits another day...today it's about outer beauty and some of my favourite stunning and attractive ladies who can be found on the silver screen.

There are beautiful women all over the world and in many professions from doctors to scientists to Burger King cashier's. There are just too many categories that could have been covered by my list but to keep it short and simple I've decided to post my current Top 10 Beautiful Actresses.

You may be asking yourself why I would do this. The answer is simple. I'm a 38-year-old single man who loves the ladies. Plus, it's my blog and I can do whatever I want and the guys who visit my blog will thank me for it. Sorry ladies but I just wouldn't feel right doing a list for you. So without further ado, here we go with the list.

Bundy's Top Ten Beautiful Actresses
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Number 10 - Anne Hathaway
Films include: The Devil Wears Prada & Havoc

Number 9 - Naomi Watts
Films include: King Kong & 21 Grams

Number 8 - Elisha Cuthbert (Canadian)
Films include: The Girl Next Door & Old School

Number 7 - Rachel McAdams (Canadian)
Films include: Wedding Crashers & Mean Girls

Number 6 - Kate Beckinsale
Films include: Pearl Harbor & Van Helsing

Number 5 - Lacey Chabert
Films include: Mean Girls & Lost In Space

Number 4 - Emmy Rossum
Films include: Poseidon & The Day After Tomorrow


Number 3 - Reese Witherspoon
Films include: Legally Blonde & Walk The Line

Number 2 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Films include: The Tuxedo & Heartbreakers

Number 1 - Scarlet Johansson
Films include: The Island & The Prestige