Sunday, December 20, 2009

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year



It's baffles me how quickly the years pass by and I can't believe we're ready to celebrate another holiday season.

I wanted to take a quick moment to wish all of my family, friends and all of you who take the time to visit my blog a Very Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New Year in 2010.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Favourite Photos of 2009

In honour of my 300th Blog Posting, I thought I'd post something that I hope you'll enjoy.

I have made a short video slide-show presentation of some of my favourite photos I took during 2009. I had a particularly enjoyable and successful year with my camera as I think I produced some fairly good photos. I was pleased with the results at least.

Any way, I hope you like the show.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Best Movies Of The Decade

Every decade is filled with movies that I feel are an absolute waste of money and time and this decade that is just about to end was no different. I think films have moved away from being intriguing, thought provoking works of art to mindless pieces of drivel. It's all about who can make the biggest bangs and create the best special effects. The story has taken a back seat to the visual and audio onslaught of our senses.

That isn't to say that a big movie spectacle can't also have a good story but for the big budget blockbusters, most seem to focus on the effects and spend less time developing characters or an interesting plot and storyline.

Having said that, there are movies that I absolutely love that probably don't have the best story but were thoroughly entertaining, and when it comes right down to it...we go to the theatre to be entertained and enjoy ourselves. We use it as an escape from our daily lives.

I have compiled my list of movies that I think were the best or at the very least, my favourites over the last ten years (2000 - 2009).

Before I begin, there are some excellent films that you might think would be on my list but they just didn't make it. These include: The Pianist (2002), There Will Be Blood (2007), Traffic (2000), Mulholland Dr. (2001), 2012 (2009) Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) and Million Dollar Baby (2004) to name a few. All amazing films but from my personal tastes and opinions, they just don't crack my top fifteen.

So without any further ado, here are the movies that made my cut.

Bundy's Top 15 Movies of the Decade
(2000 - 2009)


Number 15 - Crash
(2005)
Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon

Number 14 - Apocalypto
(2006)
Rudy Youngblood, Dalia Hernandez

Number 13 - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
(2005)
Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen


Number 12 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(2002)
Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen

Number 11 - Mystic River
(2003)
Sean Penn, Kevin Bacon, Tim Robbins

Number 10 - Walk The Line
(2005)
Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon

Number 9 - Gladiator
(2000)
Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix

Number 8 - Almost Famous
(2000)
Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Kate Hudson

Number 7 - King Kong
(2005)
Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody

Number 6 - Casino Royale
(2006)
Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench

Number 5 - Seabiscuit
(2003)
Toby Maguire, Jeff Bridges, Chris Cooper

Number 4 - No Country For Old Men
(2007)
Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin

Number 3 - The Departed
(2006)
Jack Nicholson, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio

Number 2 - The Dark Knight
(2008)
Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Morgan Freeman

and my Number 1 movie of the Decade is...


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(2003)
Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen

So there you have it. Perhaps there are some surprises there but keep in mind that these are the movies that I liked. If there's a movie that you think was an obvious choice but didn't appear here, feel free to leave a comment. Here's hoping the movies in the next decade continue to entertain us and keep us going to the theatre.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

The Tail of Tiger

Some of you might have been wondering if I had any thoughts regarding all of this hub-bub surrounding Tiger Woods and his...er...um...indiscretions.

Well, I do have an opinion but rather than going into a long drawn out and in-depth discussion, I'll keep it fairly short and simple.

In my opinion, Tiger is a pretty boy superstar athlete who couldn't resist the temptations that came along with being a celebrity. It doesn't take a genius to know that when you're good looking, rich and well-known, the skanky, gold-digging whores are not going to be far away.

I don't know if his home life and relationship with his wife was healthy but when you're married, you don't cheat on your wife. Get out of the relationship if you're not happy and then you can take as many rides on the town bike as you like.

A real man doesn't cheat on his wife.

These women are also at fault and should be getting crucified by the media but they aren't. They knowingly slept with a married man and that is just as wrong as what Tiger did. They deserve nothing from this and should be treated like the tramps they are.

As far as all of those sponsorship dollars and endorsement deals are concerned...it should all be gone. No company that wants to be taken seriously would continue to associate themselves with an adulterer and man of poor morals such as Tiger Woods.

I feel sorry for his beautiful wife Elin. I can only imagine how embarrassing this must be for her.

I am a fan of Tiger the golfer and hope he can get back to playing golf in the future but he will never be a legend of the game to be mentioned in the same breath as Gary, Jack and Arnold ever again. They were true gentlemen of the game both on and off the course. Tiger may end up with all the records, but he will never be a true champion.

Monday, December 07, 2009

Habby 100th Birthday Montreal

I just wanted to take quick moment to wish the Montreal Canadiens a Happy 100th Birthday. Last week the Habs celebrated the only way you’d expect, with a poignant and classy display.

Say what you want about the Canadiens, they are second to none when it comes to pre-game festivities and they pulled out all the stops, and a few old sweaters for this one.

Even though this celebration was special, I still believe when they closed the Forum and had the celebration that night it was their finest moment. Of course it didn’t hurt that Maurice “The Rocket” Richard was still alive and the amazingly long standing ovation he received that night will never be outdone. I never saw Richard play but as a life long Habs supporter, I know the history and know what he meant to the franchise.

I was lucky enough to be in the crowd at Maple Leaf Gardens the final time the Montreal Canadiens and Toronto played in that old hockey shrine. Prior to that game there was another impressive and lengthy standing ovation as The Rocket and Tedder Kennedy were introduced and came out to drop the puck. This was one of the few times when both Habs and Leafs fans stood unified in celebration and I felt privileged to be there. I think Montreal won that night as well.

The Montreal 100th celebration was unique in its own way with about 30 of the club’s greatest names, led by goaltender Patrick Roy, donned their equipment and sweaters (many retired) and took part in a pre-game skate and warm-up. Ken Dryden looked awesome and he even pulled the old mask out of retirement. It was the first time he’d worn goalie equipment since he last played for Montreal in 1979…even if he did have to borrow the pads from Carey Price. Long-time trainer Eddie Palchak was there to dump the pucks on the ice one more time.

Even non-Montreal fans had to feel a bit like kids again watching legends like Guy Lafleur, Larry Robinson, Henri Richard, Guy Carboneau, Mats Naslund, Guy Lapointe, Serge Savard and the Mahovlich brothers being introduced. It was legend after legend with the biggest living legend Jean Beliveau the last to appear.

That alone would have been amazing but it went beyond that with "Mr. Hockey" Gordie Howe carrying out Maurice Richard’s #9 sweater, speaking and introducing Beliveau and a taste of Hollywood with Viggo Mortensen introducing Lafleur.

Then you add two more retired numbers as 91-year-old Elmer Lach’s #16 and Emile (Butch) Bouchard’s #3 were raised to the rafters. To cap it all off there’s nothing like a group photo for a keepsake as the legends were joined by the current Canadiens players.

It’s amazing that Montreal has won 24 Stanley Cups and has 54 members in the Hockey Hall of Fame but it was even better to see these legends on the ice one more time. Could you imagine if they were all in their prime still? What a team that would be. It’s as Larry Robinson said, “When you think of Canada, you think of hockey. And when you think of hockey, you think of the Montreal Canadiens.”

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Give the Gift of Liver

It’s the Christmas Season which means a great number of us are in the “giving” spirit at this time of year. Perhaps you’ll be heading to your local box store looking to purchase a new fancy four slice toaster for your parents or the newest Donkey Kong video game for the kids. OK, I might be showing my age on that last one.

In these tough economic times it can put a strain on the finances when you have several people to buy for but when you see the smiles and know how much it’s appreciated, somehow it all seems worthwhile.

The giving doesn’t have to stop only on special occasions; you can give an even greater gift when your time on this earth has come to an end. I am of course speaking of organ donations.

The thought of parting ways with your most prized possessions such as your liver, heart, eyes or other harvested organs can seem a little morbid but it’s so much more than that. You could save the life of a complete stranger, improve their chances of survival or their improve life in general.

Several years ago my family had a scare when a growth was found encapsulated in one of my father’s kidneys. Luckily the doctor was able to remove the kidney intact and avoid any further problems. Dad had to make some changes and take some pills to ensure his other kidney would continue to function properly. It’s like flying a two engine plane…if you lose one engine, you can still fly but you have to watch that last engine and nurse it until the end of the flight.

It was a scary time and although I probably wasn’t going to be an exact match, I was prepared to give him one of my kidneys if it was possible. I wouldn’t have thought twice about it. It’s family and there’s nothing more important to me then family. Now, had it been someone I didn’t know or only knew slightly, I’d like to think I’d still be as generous but I honestly can’t say for sure. I like to think I’m a good guy but even I have my limits.

Of course live organ donation is different from donating your bits and pieces once you’re done using them. And giving organs to a stranger is something I’d have no trouble consenting to prior to my passing. But how do you do it?

It used to be when you received your license; you were also given a card you could sign stating that you were willing to donate your organs should an accident happen. I didn’t get one the last time I renewed my permit. Putting it in your Will won’t work since time is of the essence and most organs need to be harvested ASAP.

I visited the Organ Donation and Transplant Association of Canada website and found some good information.

1. It’s extremely important that you make sure your family knows about your intentions well in advance of your death, so that they will honour your commitment at a difficult time.

2. Download an organ donor card here – or call 1.866.949.0003 and ask them to mail you a card.

3. Complete the Donor ID Card and place it in your wallet alongside your personal identification.

4. Give the Donor Notification Card to your loved ones.

5. Depending on what province you live in – there might be further steps to take. For more information please call 1.866.949.0003.

The other question that remains is to determine which organs you’re willing to donate. Some people don’t like the idea of parting with certain items. I don’t know what they think they’ll need them for but I suppose for some, religious beliefs play a role. Ah yes, it seems like religion enters into almost everything these days. Luckily, I’m not an overly spiritual person.

Take it all I say. My eyes are pretty good right now and once you get through the ample layers of skin and flab I’m sure most everything else is working fairly well. I do have a slight heart imperfection but it’s still beating so it can’t be too bad. And my twig and giggle berries are only slightly used if anyone wants those.

Of course this topic is one that a lot of people like to avoid because they just don’t want to think about their own mortality. But if you can get past that, wouldn’t it be nice to know that your last act in this world was an entirely noble one. Not to mention a part of you will live on. That would be kind of cool.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Winter Memories

I didn’t always hate winter and the cold. There was a time in my more youthful days when the thought of dressing in warm clothing and heading outside for hours to play in the snow didn’t send a chill down my spine.

Today my views on this long, dark and frigid season known as winter have changed. I would much rather travel to a warmer climate beginning in November and then return to my home in Canada around the start of April. This would be the perfect winter scenario for me.

These views of mine differ from when I was a younger version of myself. I recall happier times spent outside when all around me had turned white with snow and ice.

My local toboggan hill no longer exists as an apartment complex has taken its place but we used to have a great spot located just a short walk from my door where all of the kids would take our crazy carpets or sleds and hurl ourselves with reckless abandon down the steep hill. We would risk bodily harm on each journey from the top to the bottom and slip and fall during our repeated ascents to the top of the hill only to hop on and go one more time. Of course the thrill of the ride wasn’t always enough so we would build a ramp at the bottom of the hill in an attempt to create even more excitement of flying through the air. The fun always outweighed the danger.

The kids in my neighbourhood were also blessed with an outdoor pond in the field across the street from where I lived. Not surprisingly, the pond is also gone and has been replaced by houses. This pond would freeze in the frosty weather and provide us with our own skating rink. I was never a good skater (bad ankles) but that never stopped me from tying the laces of my skates together and throwing them over the hockey stick perched on my shoulder and marching through the deep snow to the ice pad. We’d play games of hockey for hours or just skate around the ice until our faces were numb and red or our feet had reached the limit prior to achieving frostbite. Those were some good times.

Probably my favourite winter activity was playing “King of the Castle”. As a large kid, I always fared rather well at this game. With all of the snow that would fall, the plow would create some large mounds of snow on which we could play. The object of the game was to remain at the top of the hill and not let anyone push you off. I think this game did an excellent job of teaching us that you can accomplish your goals if you work together. Unless of course; the group can’t muster enough strength to knock the fat kid off the top.

It wasn’t all good times. I recall on more than one occasion arriving home from either school or from playing with friends to find that nobody was home and the house was locked tighter than Fort Knox (I had a better description planned for that but being the holiday season…it might have been a bit too graphic). There I would wait, sitting on the front cement step with the bitter winds beating me and the cold of the stoop penetrating my ass. My whole body would be chilled. Needless to say, I always let my parents know how disappointed I was when they returned home…not that Dad cared. I think he just figured it would make me tougher. Boy did that plan backfire.

So all of my good and happy memories of winter are still with me it seems. Despite this I would still much rather reminisce about those fun times while sipping on an ice cold beer as I sit in my lawn chair at the beach on the Gulf Coast of Florida in February. Dare to dream.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

My 2009 Christmas Wish List

It’s December and we’re less than a month away from 2010 and the end of another decade. We’re also quickly approaching Christmas and all of the gifts, food and festivities that go along with it.

Last year I didn’t ask for much but was very happy to see a new snow blower on Christmas morning. My back was very thankful for this gift and it was put to good use with the long, cold and snowy winter weather we had. I’m sure this winter will bring more of the same.

But traditionally the Bundy Wish List has included items of a more unrealistic nature. These are gifts that range from a slight possibility of receiving to presents that I have no chance in hell of seeing under my tree. It’s more of a “Not in Your Wildest Dreams Christmas List”. Obviously a large sum of money or unlimited wealth would be my first choice but for this list, I’ll only mention actual items that could be purchased...but not by me personally.

So, let’s have some fun shall we?

32GB iPod Touch
Cost: $299


Nikon D3x DSLR Camera
Cost: $8000
(an assortment of macro, telephoto and f/2.8 lenses would be nice as well)


Blackberry Bold 9000
Cost: $600


52” Samsung LCD 1080p 240Hz Television
Cost: $2800


27” iMac Computer
Cost: $2100


Dell XPS Computer w/ 2-24” Monitors
Cost: $4000
Season Tickets for Montreal Canadiens
Cost: Priceless


Private U2 Concert with friends
Cost: I can’t even imagine


2010 Lincoln MKX
Cost: $50 500


2010 Mercedes-Benz SLK300 (for home in Florida)
Cost: $71 000


2010 Cadillac Escalade
Cost: $ 90 000


New Home in Canada
Cost: $1 500 000


New Home in Florida
Cost: $3 000 000

I think that’s just about it. I’m sure there are other things that will come to mind but those are the big ticket items for the most part.

Obviously I’d settle for the gift of good health and happiness for me and my family for many years to come. I won’t lie though…the unlimited wealth part would be nice to have as well.


I hope all of your Christmas Wishes come true.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Dear Lord Baby Jesus

Ricky Bobby made it abundantly clear in the movie Talladega Nights that he prefers to think of Jesus as an infant in the manger when he says Grace at the supper table. Meanwhile, Cal Naughton Jr. liked to "picture Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I'm formal, but I'm here to party."

While these images and the movie itself were rather hilarious, as it so often happens, what occurs in real life is even more bizarre.


I was just shuffling through the Saturday edition of the Toronto Sun and came across an article with the headline, “Jesus smoothes worries away”. The story enlightened us about a woman in Methuen, Massachusetts who claims her life is going to be good, thanks to the image of Jesus Christ which has appeared on the bottom of her…iron.

At first I thought this poor soul had perhaps sucked in too much steam from the iron through her nasal capacity and it was affecting her mind. I mean, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt having not met her and assume she’s an educated, intelligent and rational thinking person.

Luckily the article came with photographic evidence and you can clearly see the iron is worn from years of use. I suppose if you were to narrow your eyes you could visualize that the damaged area was shaped similar to the head of a person. But when I do this, I don’t see Jesus. I see a balding man that kind of looks like Benjamin Franklin.

Now, the woman is Catholic and I’m guessing a devout one at that which is fine. It isn’t my religion of choice but unlike other parts of the world, I don’t think it’s worth fighting over. But the fact that she is a religious person; this might be clouding her judgment just a little.

She’s also been going through some rough times and a little divine intervention might help to relieve her stress. I don’t begrudge her of that. But I’ve always found it interesting how people see Jesus in the most amazing places. He can be found on toast, a wall, tree bark and some even claim to have seen him in the smoke and debris while the towers fell on Sept. 11, 2001.


I’m not an expert and I’m not even a total skeptic but I do find it odd that Jesus would communicate with us in these ways. It just seems to me that if the son of God really wanted to let us know that he’s with us and wanted people to see his likeness, he’d leave no doubt.

I know what some of you might be saying…you have to have faith and believe even when there isn’t absolute proof. Perhaps you’re right, but I’m someone who likes to know for sure.


So, I would just like to ask Jesus to do us all a favour and put the rumours to rest. The best way to do it aside from showing up and speaking to me personally would be to book a guest spot on Oprah before she goes off the air in 2011. I guarantee it will be a ratings bonanza.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Franklin Gets No Respect

Today was Thanksgiving in the United States and although I reside in Canada, I was able to watch and enjoy one of my favourite cartoons that I watched every year as a child.

This of course was "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving".

Now as an innocent child of the 1970's I never gave the cartoon much thought. It was just Chuck, Peppermint Patty, Lucy, Linus, Snoopy and the gang sharing their Thanksgiving experience.

But tonight I noticed something I hadn't in the past...the cartoon was a little racist.

Now I don't know if it was intended to be that way or not but it certainly would appear that poor Franklin, the only black kid in town, was treated in a way that might even upset the Reverend Al Sharpton.

I am of course speaking of the infamous outdoor dinner scene.

The table is clearly segregated. The white kids on one side and Franklin has to sit by himself all alone on the other side. Not only that but Franklin gets stuck with the broken lawn chair that forces him to sit lower than the rest of them.

Seriously...how come he can't sit with the white kids? Maybe he was just supposed to feel grateful for the invite to enjoy the toast, popcorn and pretzel dinner. Not only that but he isn't even given any lines while at the table. The least they could have done was have him ask someone to pass the butter.

Perhaps I'm just reading too much into it but this really stood out to me. But don't feel too badly for poor Franklin, he went on to enjoy a successful singing career that all began in the back of Charlie Brown's parents station wagon with a rousing rendition of "Over the river and through the woods". Now he enjoys Thanksgiving in his own mansion while Charlie Brown is still trying to kick his crack habit.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Winter Sucks But Be Ready

Here it is late November and so far the only signs of the approaching winter weather we’ve had here are the bare trees, cooler nights and one day with some ice pellets and a couple of flurries. No doubt the worst is yet to come and if this winter is anything like the past several, we can expect lots of snow and some nights of extreme cold.

Any Canadian or anyone who lives in a place where we spend close to half the year dealing with these bloody awful conditions, knows it’s best to prepare ahead of time then to be caught off guard.

Already I’ve planned where I’ll be putting the snow to keep the driveway clean, I’ve filled up the gas tank in the snow blower and had it running once to make sure it’s in tip top shape to save my back some pain. The shovels will be next to come out for those light dustings and for clearing the deck and the bags of ice melt will be purchased soon.

Most people plan for their homes but what about your vehicle? There are plenty of things you could and should do to make your mode of transportation as winter ready as possible.

Not everyone can afford two sets of tires for their car or truck, myself included, so I’ll be gingerly making my way around on All-season tires instead of the much better Winter tires. Quebec is the only province where Winter tires are mandatory from mid November to mid April. I believe in B.C. it’s mandatory to have the tires or chains when travelling on mountain highways.

While purchasing winter tires is an expense I just can’t afford right now (I just bought 4-new All-season tires this past summer) I do think it’s the smart thing to have on your car when the snow flies. They may not be perfect but they do make a difference and could save lives. I’ll be chancing it for now like I have been since I started driving. If you drive accordingly and avoid bad road conditions whenever possible, you can do just fine.

Tires are the main safety item but there are other things you should think about as well.

I just had my rear window defroster fixed so I won’t have icing on my windows. Make sure your heater, blower and defrosters are working. If your windshield wipers are getting old, have them replaced to make sure your visibility remains as clear as possible. There’s nothing worse then looking through dirty, streaky windows and then ploughing into a snow bank.

Some people like to store a “Survival Kit” in their cars. While I don’t have all of the suggested items in mine, I do keep a few things in there, especially the ones I’ve used in the past. At the top of my list is a shovel. It doesn’t need to be a big one as long as it will do the job clearing away snow from the tires or to clear a path. Many times I’ve been snowed in while at work or the plough has gone by and created an ice and snow wall in my path. The shovel is nice to have to get out of those situations.

I think everyone has an ice scrapper or snow brush in their cars…that’s a no brainer. Extra windshield washer fluid is always a smart thing to have on hand along with gloves, hats, a blanket and a flashlight. I think that’s the bare minimum but you can be even more prepared with booster cables, sand, tow rope, first-aid kit, candle, matches and food but if you’re not venturing into the wilderness, you can probably mange without most of that. Just don’t plan any day trips into the Northwest Territories.

One other thing I always do, even in the summer time, is never let the gas in my car drop below half a tank. It’s just a habit I’ve gotten myself into and I think it’s a good one. If you get stuck somewhere, you can at least keep warm by running the car if you have the gas to do so.

Just a couple more things I would suggest and these are things that drive me nuts. I always clean my car off before I hit the road. I’ll clear the windshield, side windows, rear window, hood, roof and trunk along with my lights and license plate. How many times have you watched a car go by and someone has only turned their wipers on to get a view but their mirrors, side windows, headlights, back window and plate are still covered. These people need to be fined. In all my years I can’t recall ever seeing a cop pull someone over for this. I’m not saying they don’t, just that I’ve never seen it. They’re endangering others on the road and pedestrians as well.

Along the same lines are the people who don’t let their windows defrost before taking off. There they are hunched over to the right, peering though the only small clear spot on the windshield trying to get where they’re going. This is an accident waiting to happen. Plan ahead and give yourself time to properly prepare your car for the trip.

Finally, the best advice I can give is this…if you don’t have to absolutely travel in bad weather…DON’T. Stay off the roads. Going to work or emergencies are one thing but traveling in horrible weather conditions to pick up a loaf of bread is crazy. It can wait. Of course if you’re beer supply is running low, then I suppose that could be classed as an emergency situation.

Have a safe winter!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Ya Know What Grinds My Gears?

I don’t think I'd be wrong in saying that pretty much everyone has some Pet Peeves that annoys the “h-e-double-hockey-sticks” out of them. It could be the slightest most obscure thing but every time you see, hear or experience it, it’s as exasperating as someone dragging their fingernails down a chalkboard.

This is one of those subjects that can be continued and updated from time to time as day to day we’re reminded of new annoyances that we might have forgotten about. In the future I may talk about others that didn’t make this list. Here are a few off the top of my head to get us started.

Using You’s
Oh baby this is a big time pet peeve of mine. Nothing drives me more insane than when I’m sitting in a restaurant with family or friends and the waitress comes along and asks, “How are you’s today” or “Can I get you’s some drinks to start” or the always popular “Are you’s ready to order?” Aaarggghh! I am so tempted to reply with “we’s fine” or “yes we’s is”, but I just can’t do it. I'd rather hear them say "How ya'll doing?" It isn't much better but it's less annoying to me. Please, if you’s is guilty of using you’s would you’s please stop immediately. Thank you’s.

Lead Foot Ladies
You know who you are. These are the women drivers who put the gas pedal through the floorboards of their vehicle and nearly or sometimes do cause accidents through their aggressive driving techniques. Rarely a day goes by when I’m not tailgated and passed by a woman driver exceeding the speed limit.

This isn’t just limited to young female drivers. Just the other day I had two women over 30 (one in her 60’s at least) ride my ass and then pass without signals only to speed away. I was doing 90 km/h in an 80 km/h zone and I felt like I was standing still. I realize that not all women drivers are like this and men can be just as guilty but more and more I’ll see someone driving this way and before I get a good look at them I’ll say, “I bet it’s a woman” and 9 times out of 10…it usually is.

Debit Addicts
In this ever changing world, more and more people are moving away from carrying a lot of cash on them and instead choosing to use their debit cards. I’m one of those people. However, I won’t use it for one small inexpensive item. How many times have you been stuck behind someone in line at a store trying to use their debit card to buy something that costs 99 cents?

If they were quick about it I could forgive them but when they seem to take forever or their card isn’t working properly anymore and they’re forced to swipe the card 4 or 5 times…that gets me a little annoyed. For the love of God…carry at least 10 bucks on you at all times for these small purchases and save us all some time.


Dog Droppings
I love dogs but what I can’t stand are lazy dog owners who can’t pick up after their pets. There’s nothing more revolting than walking along the sidewalk and seeing the remnants of Fido’s last stroll.

What’s making it worse are lazy owners who let their dogs run free in public parks, soccer fields and cemeteries to get some exercise only to leave a pile of Rover’s finest stewed butt droppings as a present. Unsuspecting visitors who will be scraping it off their shoes and cleats in the near future. If you don’t like picking up after your dog…then DON’T OWN ONE! Carry a plastic bag in your pocket and keep him on a leash unless you’re in a designated dog park. Oh, and pray you don’t see me if you can’t follow these simple rules. I’ve had enough of it.

Gum Gum Dumb Dumb
At least three times this past year I stepped in some disrespectful persons disgusting, discarded chewing gum. First off, I think chewing gum is unattractive to begin with. To see someone gnawing away on a piece and looking like a cow chewing its cud looks atrocious no matter who’s doing it.

Now I realize people are naturally lazy and it’s so much easier to fire a used piece of gum out the window of a car or drop it on the ground then it is to locate a suitable garbage container or piece of paper to roll it up in. Hey, I’m as lazy as the next person at times but even these people must hate having to scrape someone else’s bubble gum off the underside of their $150 Nike’s. So why do they do it? It baffles me. These people need to have gum matted in their hair as punishment.


Restaurant Booths

As a hefty man I have to pick and choose the restaurants I visit not only by the quality of food they provide but also by the seating arrangements offered. There are a few places that only offer seating in the form of booths which is fine, provided they’re big enough to accommodate me. That is not the case in a lot of places.

When I make a reservation, I always explain that I need a table with chairs so I know I’ll have room. It’s a bit embarrassing but this is the way it has to be. I take it as a slap to the face and it is a little upsetting when the solution suggested by a restaurant employee is to place a chair at the end of a booth, thus placing me in the aisle or walkway. As if I wasn’t already feeling uncomfortable.

So if that is the only solution, I will usually leave. If I have to wait for a table and chairs to come open, I will. Fortunately most people who have dined out with me in the past know how I feel about this and are accepting. One thing I know for sure is that I’m not the only person who has to live through these awkward moments. And don’t get me started on the small seats in stadiums, hockey arenas and theatres.


Of course there are plenty of other things that grind my gears and when I think of more I’ll be sure to bring them to you. Also, if you have any, feel free to leave a comment. I’d love to hear them.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

No Olympic Fever Yet

With the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver / Whistler B.C. less than 100 days away, I can honestly say, I’m not all that excited yet.

I’ll be honest; I’m not a huge fan of the winter sports. Biathlon, cross-country skiing, figure skating and curling just don’t get me pumped up. If there’s a Canadian taking part, and there usually is, I’ll probably watch and send supportive vibes their way but that’s about it. About the only winter Olympic sport I have any desire to watch is hockey. I’m sure that probably comes as a shock to no one.

If there’s no hockey to enjoy, I can tolerate speed skating (short distances) and short track speed skating. I’ve been known to enjoy luge and bobsled races as well and ski-jumping is like watching Nascar…you’re always waiting for the next crash.

But hockey is what really gets me excited. Sure it’s our national sport and the majority of Canadians eat, sleep and drink hockey in the winter time but it’s not just the men’s game. I also enjoy watching the women play as well.

The ladies game might not have the hitting that the men’s game has but it’s still an impressive game to watch when the best teams hit the ice. One thing I’ve noticed about the Canadian women’s hockey team the last few times I’ve watched them play is how poorly they pass the puck. I blame that on the coach, who by the way is also a woman. Now there’s no way I can say anything negative without sounding like a male chauvinist pig but I’ve said for the last few years, Team Canada’s women’s hockey team would greatly benefit from having an experienced male coach in charge. There, I’ve said it.

I don’t know how many years Melody Davidson has been coaching the girls but it’s time for Hockey Canada t make a change and bring in a coach with a resume that screams champion. Who would that be? That’s not for me to decide but there are certainly plenty of candidates available. The only thing Davidson has that another coach might not have is “time”. You thought I was going to say “breasts” didn’t you? Shame on you!

To my knowledge she only coaches the women so she can devote all of her time to that endeavour. Another coach might have an obligation to an NHL or a Junior Club which isn’t as convenient for attending other events such as the Four Nations Cup as a tune-up for the Olympics. For this reason alone, I doubt we’ll ever see hockey Canada appoint a proven NHL calibre coach to right the ship which is the National Women’s Hockey Team. I may be wrong but I believe Canada is the only team with a female head coach.

While it’s nice to see the women’s team do well, the real pressure lies on the men’s team. The team has yet to be officially announced but will be filled with Canada’s best NHL players. The selection of this team receives more attention and discussion then any other topic in Canada. Canadians are more passionate about hockey than almost any other topic. Sure there are some who could care less but overall it is something that a lot of Canadians feel strongly about. We take pride in our hockey ability and hate it when another country beats us. It does happen from time to time though.

Quite simply when it comes to the Olympics and hockey…it’s Gold or nothing. Unless we win it all, we have failed and nobody knows that more than the management, staff and players on the team. The pressure to win is unmatched by any other sport in Canada. Ask any of the players on the team and they know what is expected of them. They demand it of themselves as well.

By no means do I mean to diminish the accomplishments of other Canadian athletes. I wish they could all win gold medals and I’ll be rooting them on when they compete. But while they may be skating, skiing or curling for gold, they know that the focus of an entire nation will be fixed squarely on Team Canada and its fight to dominate the hockey world once again.

So I don’t have Olympic fever just yet and if all goes well, once it does kick in, hopefully that will be the only fever I suffer through this winter. Luckily you don’t have to stand in line for an Olympic fever flu shot.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Kick Off The Season

I can't think of any other way to kick off the holiday season other than by doing something that has become a bit of a tradition for my blog each year at this time.

The family has gotten together to sing a little Christmas Medley for you to enjoy. This year we gave my sister-in-law Erin a rest but found a super replacement in the form of my nephew Noah.

So without any further ado, here's my mom, dad, brother Scott, nephew and myself bringing you some Christmas cheer. Enjoy it while it lasts as it will be gone in the new year.


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