Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Are Olympic Mascots Canadian?


Earlier today the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics committee revealed the mascots for the big event. When I first saw them my initial thought was..."When did they decide to move the Olympics to Japan?"

Just like the original Vancouver Olympics symbol that was introduced a year or so ago, I have to wonder what people were thinking. Sure these new guys are kind of cute and I'm betting the kids will just love them and will be begging their parents to buy them; which is probably what organizers are hoping for; but does anyone look at them and say..."ahhh...they must be the Canadian Olympic mascots!" I doubt it very much.

Lets examine them shall we. First we have Quatchi the first Sasquatch in history to make an appearance before human beings. This brown furball is said to come from the mountains of B.C. and has a love for hockey. Yes...it's a well known fact that all Bigfoot creatures can be found on the frozen lakes and ponds of the west coast playing shinny. They say Quatchi reminds us of the mystery and wonder associated with the great Canadian wilderness. If you ask me, he reminds me of what a bear might look like after wrestling with an electric fence.

Next is Miga the Sea Bear. Perhaps we should ask Captain Hiliner how many sea bears he's come across in all his years on the sea. Have you ever seen a sea bear Billy? I'm guessing no. As the back story goes, Miga is inspired by the legends of the Pacific Northwest First Nations - tales of orca whales that transform into bears when they arrive on land. Part Spirit Bear, a rare white bear unique to BC, Miga’s outgoing spirit and high energy draw her to action and adventure. Aaahhh....OK.

Finally it's Sumi the unknown creature. Honestly what the heck is it? According to the VANOC, Sumi is an animal spirit who wears the hat of the orca whale, flies with the wings of the mighty thunderbird and runs on the furry legs of the black bear. With a name that is derived from the Salish word ’sumesh,’ meaning ‘guardian spirit,’ Sumi is passionate about the environment and is a fan of all Paralympic sports. Of course he or she or it is. They don't need to tell us that because it's so obvious.

Is it just me or do these mascots look more like something you'd see on a Saturday morning cartoon that's produced in Japan with the English language dubbed over the original voices? And don't even get me started on the names which once again seem more foreign then Canadian. Of course, if you've been to Vancouver in the last 20 years you'd think you were probably in Hong Kong any way. Why else do they refer to it as "Hongcouver"?

I don't want to sound anti-aboriginal either because I'm not but it just seems like sometimes organizers of Canadian events such as the Olympics or a World Championship of some kind go out of their way to include an aboriginal theme. We all know the reason why as well. If they don't then all we'll read in the news or hear from tribal leaders is how they were slighted by organizers. So to avoid this problem they make sure they are not forgotten. I just had to vent on that for a moment.

Back to the mascots. When you ask people around the world or other Canadians what they think of when someone might suggest mascots for a Canadian Olympics I'm sure they wouldn't come up with any of these new ideas. Nothing wrong with change but they just don't scream Canada to me.

I guess when you're paying people millions of dollars to create a mascot they can't come back with a moose or beaver. Nobody's going to buy those I guess. Heck I would have even liked to see something based on Ogopogo the legendary creature located in Lake Okanagan. At least most Canadians have heard of it.

I say get rid of Sumi at least and bring in an Ogopogo character that the Canadian adult public can relate to. The kids can still have their Quatchi and Miga.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Clip of the Week - November 26/07

Hello once again my loyal readers and visitors. And to those of you who just drop by every now and then or are visiting for the first time...greetings to you as well. This is a clothing optional blog don't forget.

I have been extremely busy with work lately so I just haven't had any free time to put my creative writing skills to the test as I would normally like. But I don't like to go too long without some form of update so here's another video clip I hope you will enjoy.

The following took place near the end of October but I just came across it and enjoyed it so much I had to share it. If you enjoy watching sports then you'll appreciate this play.

It was a U.S. College Division III football game between the Trinity Tigers and the Millsaps Majors. Trinity was trailing by two points with two seconds left on the clock and needed to go 60 yards for a touchdown if they hoped to win the game.

Trinity won the game and here's how they did it.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Tis The Season

If the cold weather wasn't proof enough then today's Santa Claus Parade in my hometown was a sure sign that Christmas is quickly approaching.

I hadn't attended the annual parade in a few years but I decided to go check out this years event and I must say I wasn't disappointed.

Aside from the usual bands and floats I was eager to see Santa this year. I mean who doesn't love Santa? He's jolly and happy and brings lots of gifts. The bonus this time around was the fact that my dad was playing the part.

It seems the usual gent who wears the red suit for the annual event had a mishap a couple weeks ago and was unable to fulfill his yearly duties. So he contacted my dad who filled in and did an admirable job.

As far as the parade goes, it was easily one of the best I've seen in this city in quite some time. The night time parades are always more interesting with all of the lights but there was a lot of effort put into the floats this year. I've seen some parades in the past where all it is is one long commercial ad for local merchants who enter their company vehicles and tie a few bows on it to give the impression of effort. But that wasn't the case this time around and everyone is to be commended for a job well done...even Santa.

Bonus Info:

This has to be one of the most insane things I've ever read.

In Australia, Santa's are being asked to say
"Ha Ha Ha" instead of the traditional "Ho Ho Ho". The powers that be feel saying it could 'frighten' children and it the Santa recruiting firm feels it's derogatory to women. They say it's too close to the North American slang for 'Prostitute'.

Thankfully most Santa's are not following their orders and rebelling against this nonsense. I think this falls under the category, "Aren't their worse things to worry about?"

Monday, November 19, 2007

Clip of the Week - November 19/07

I love watching old TV shows that I enjoyed as a kid. Of course for me, being a kid was in the 70's and 80's so there were plenty of great shows to choose from back then.

I'll admit it, I watched The A-Team, The Brady Bunch, The Jefferson's, Good Times, Charlie's Angels, Happy Days, Mork & Mindy, Duke's of Hazzard and of course The Six Million Dollar Man. I still remember pretending to be bionic while playing with my friends.

And nothing was more enjoyable than the old Game Shows that don't seem to be around anymore...at least not on cable.

I loved watching:
The Newlywed Game
Match Game (host Gene Rayburn)
Family Fued (host Richard Dawson)
Beat The Clock
Definition (host Jim Perry)
Front Page Challenge (host Fred Davis)
Hollywood Squares (original)
Tattletales
The Dating Game
Let's Make A Deal (host Monty Hall)

Below are a couple of clips I found of some bloopers from Match Game and Family Feud. I hope you get a laugh from them.



Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Favourite Christmas Commercials

In honour of my 100th blog posting I thought I'd do something a little special.

As we approach the holiday season, the Christmas commercials on Television are already in full swing. If you're like me, you enjoy the creativity of some of the new commercials, but there's just something special about some of the older advertisements from Christmas' past.

Here now for you to enjoy are some of my all-time favourite Christmas commercials.

Coca Cola - The Holiday's Are Coming



Hershey's Kisses


M&M's Meet Santa


Norelco Santa


Polaroid Cameras


Bud Light - Horse


McDonald's - 1975


UPS


Coca Cola...Again


Coca Cola - Buy The World A Coke


Coca-Cola Bears


And perhaps my favourite Christmas commercial of all-time...not really:

Victoria's Secret


I hope you enjoyed some of my favourites. If you can think of any others, let me know by leaving a comment and I'll see if I can dig it up.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Clip of the Week - November 11/07

Today is Remembrance Day and we must remember.

They died for us, for their homes and families and friends, for a collection of traditions they cherished and a future they believed in; they died for Canada.

For many of us too young to remember or too far removed from current conflicts, war is something we watch on television broadcasts or read about in newspapers or online.

For those who fought overseas or served their country by staying home and working in factories, voluntary service organizations and wherever they were needed, we need to not only remember them on this one day set aside in their honour but every day we are able to go about our daily lives free of fear.

On Remembrance Day, we recognize the sacrifice of those men and women who served and continue to serve their country and we are responsible to work for the peace they fought hard to achieve.

The following is a short video montage produced by Veterans Affairs Canada.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Clip of the Week - November 5/07

It's time for another Clip of the Week.

Last week their wasn't anything worth posting but this week I love this clip. It's not flashy or exciting or going to leave you with a tingly feeling all over but it warms my heart.

As a big guy who used to play football, nothing makes me smile more than to see a 360 pound lineman score a touchdown in the NFL. Add the fact that he has to run 66 yards to do it, gives the last tackler a good stiff arm to the head and then dives into the end zone exhausted...it's just a thing of beauty.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Times and Technology Change

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